EIGHT PEOPLE. BUT EACH ONE FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE WRONG PERSON!
Valentine’s Day—A Romantic Comedy is a funny, light-hearted look at love in the near-future.
The Prelude
In a space station above the planet, Sirius—an old, reclusive, Leonardo da Vinci-type astronomer—is about to take his own life, as well as end the ‘life’ of Comet, his android.
But, Comet argues that he’s more than a machine.
He believes that he’s sentient, with emotions and feelings even more mature than his master. Therefore, turning off Comet’s circuits would be murder!
In order to prove his sentience, Comet’s goal becomes to strengthen the love of four specific couples on planet, then return to the space station, in ten hours, for a final evaluation.
Success will prevent his master’s suicide, as well as earn Comet his freedom.
The Problem
However, on planet, while partners realign into mismatched relationships, Comet’s plight looks hopeless.
He’s delivered each love letter to the wrong person!
The People
Making this mistake even worse, these eight people are a little unusual:
- Auntie Elizabeth, an eighty-year-old Granny Clampet turned nymphomaniac.
- Stallion, a handsome, a la Cheers, Sam Malone.
- Fanny, a street-sharp punk, torn between her desire for fast-paced passion and fatherly commitment.
- Burgew and Pone, a pair of drunken gravediggers, who weigh in with more wit than an MTV version of Hamlet.
- A vat of middle-aged testosterone named Will.
- And his wife, the religiously conservative, yet sultry, Penelope, who are celebrating their twenty-third wedding anniversary.
You’re in for a sexual farce, a tender love story, and the hope surrounding second chances.
Plus, that secretly-longed-for happy-ever-after ending!
Delve into the slapstick that makes Valentine’s Day–A Romantic Comedy such side-splitting fun!
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The Kentucky New Era
When I started reading this book, I did not put it down. It catches one’s interest from page one. The characters were very real, and the story line had one staying on the edge. This is Lewis Faulkner’s best yet. I can’t wait for the next book!
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